The Letters Crusade

HOLYCRAP!! It's been almost half a year I had set my foot in KBU. During this bridging program, we were taught Physics, Maths, Chemistry and Economics. But none of them carry enough weight that could make you cry for help.


It's ENGLISH. *DOOM-ed*

It's IELTS. *DOOM-ed x2*

FYI, IELTS is International English Language Test System. Look at its name, it was born for a sole reason, that is, to test your freaking English!!

However, afraid no more folks, cause I have some secret bibles to share with you all on how to kick English's ass~

I called it, The 4 Bible of IELTS.



1st, for Listening. Play "BOOM BOOM POW" with maximum volume, frequency, amplitude what so ever!!

learn to skim and scan rocking games and for "Yes/No/Not Given", practice with World of Warcraft and figure it out yourself whether the bloody bug has already been fixed is true or false or not given!



3rd, Speaking. Grab one of you friend and crap with him/her non-stop.



to train your fluency in crapping. Believe it, crapping is the best way to survive speaking test. no?



Lastly, for Writing. Learn how to use LOL language to impress the markers.






and hopefully they will LOL and gave you a Band 9 for making them laugh after been tortured for marking 213421 essays per day.




Well, if you followed all the 4 bibles above, you can score flying colours in IELTS.....







in your dream. XD



Basically, what you need to do is to practice doing RELATED stuff!! I believe that by reading is the best way to improve in overall.

So start reading mad folks!!


and I hope you guys enjoy laughing while reading this entry. =)



All the best to all my course mates who are taking IELTS on this coming December~!!