The Letters Crusade

Discover the boy you never knew.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Privacy Seller SUCKS!!!

have you ever heard of this game show?

The Moment of Truth

this game requires the contestant to answer a series of increasingly personal and embarrassing questions to receive cash prizes. (Click the link above for more info.)

something like:

Did you regret of dumping your ex-girlfriend?(This question is asked on a guy whose current girlfriend is phaking ON THE SPOT!)

While working as an underwear model, did you ever stuff your underwear?

Have you ever paid for sex?

Have you ever regretted getting back together with your boyfriend?


and HELL.. while you are answering, you are testified by a super cool thing named Polygraph. Something like a lie detector. OMG!!! A LIE DETECTOR!?!? which means that you cant phaking tell lies!! if you happened to answer the questions unfaithfully, GAME OVER~

OK let's see..

you have been asked, "Have you ever paid for sex?"

Your true answer is YES, but!! you are chickened and you choose to say NO. So what's the possible outcome?

Answering YES, you will be embarrassed in front of those audience, your girl/boyfriend and even your beloved family!!!

Answering NO, you will be eliminated out from the game and since you are lying that means you phaking PAID FOR SEX!!!

so either way round, YOU ARE A DEAD MEAT!!!!

i really cant believe there are such people who would sell their PRIVACY for CASH!!! and yet this game show manage to rate very well.. you know why?

cause the audience just phaking love to watch these freaks been embarrassed like shit as they exposing all their secret.. don't tell me you dislike gossiping and especially for dirty secret.. i can give you a GREAT damn that everyone love hearing dirty secret especially the BIG ONE!!!!

FAITHFULLY, these phakers who sell their secret for money SUCKS!!! (You can't trick me, you damn lie detector!! cause I'm phaking telling the truth!! ..!.. NAAAHH!!!)

Morale of the story:

if you want to become famous, participating The Moment of Truth is a bad idea.

and!!! Polygraph should be use against criminals, NOT IN A GAME SHOW!!! like what our gahmen did with the freaking ISA.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Terengganu M.I.A (Missing In Action)

waiting my new post like mad? wait no more~~

JJ is back in action!!

well some how something is missing in action!!

have you guys ever read newspaper? or should i say "READ the EAST COAST EDITION"?

i hope you do.. cause if you don't, you much likely wont have any idea about what the hell i am talking about later on.. GO READ IT NOW!! so that you can appreciate this post well.. ^^

today, i will have you unfold a strange phenomenon of newspaper...

here's what i want you to do..

1st, dig out those old newspaper and find out the EAST COAST EDITION. (Prefer Sin Chew Daily, as it is the newspaper that I'm currently reading and i cant promised that this mystery phenomenon will appear in other newspaper)

Then, locate the " Kelantan and Terengganu Section" and only read the front part of each news (that is the date and place) i REPEAT!! ONLY READ THE FRONT PART!!! i help you save lots time maaann!!

You can noticed that from 7 or 8 out of 10 piece of the news.. the places are from Kelantan.. sometimes there are not even ONE phaking news from Terengganu.. still not satisfy? then DIG OUT MORE !!! Unfortunately, all of them are the same.. i can guaranty you that TERENGGANU IS PHAKING MISSING IN ACTION!!!

is this phenomenon considered as good? i wonder..

no doubt, Terengganu is a peaceful place like how it was portrayed IN the newspaper.. no annoying flood, no stupid black out, no rubbish mountain and the citizens seems to be very happy with their current lifestyle.. yeah.. "GANU HOK KITE!!" remember this sentence? it was proudly used by PAS as their slogan during the election in 2003, if I'm not mistaken.. what a beautiful simple phrase occupied with BIGTIME slank-ing~

what's the section's name again?

its "MORE Kelantan and LESS Terengganu Section"~!!!

OOOOYEAH
!!!!!!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

My Graduation Day's Official Receipt

Did you pay to graduate?

Let the answer be YES.

Many students will ask,

"WTF? Why did i have to pay to attend my graduation day aka 'the happiest moment of my life'?"

"Damn!! 50 bucks to graduates from this school? Maaaaan..."

"WTH la!!!"

And today i would like to uncover the truth regarding our graduation day payment..

50 bucks huh..

this is what our beloved principal told us about why the heck cost SOOOO MUCH!!!???

20 bucks for our Graduation Certificate.. =="

5 bucks for venue rental (for the very 1st time, we are graduating at Terengganu Equestrian Resort aka TER, along with some horse maybe..)

10 bucks
for graduation robe rental ( for the very 1st time AGAIN, we get to wear these "wizard" robe..)

maaaaannn... our seniors sure very jealous about us.. well, maybe not..

let me introduce you..



OUR MALAYSIA'S EXOTIC CUISINE, NASI LEMAK!!!!!!!!!



oh yeah baby~ this phaking HOT nasi lemak is the last item in our graduation day payment..

so, we are having nasi lemak during our graduation? sounds cool doesn't?

lets see,

50 - (20+5+10) = 15

15 bucks!?!?!?!?!?

YEAH!!! ITS FIFTHEEN RINGGIT MALAYSIA!!!!!

knn, 15 bucks for nasi lemak as our meal? ..!.. NAHHHHHHHHHH!!

i rather go diet than spending an extra rm15 to eat nasi lemak.. this is not cool!!

and you need to pay another extra rm15 if you are bringing BOTH your parents to the graduation day.. how about those family with low income? wonder how would they feel if their children were to pay rm15 for nasi lemak..

i think all of us are going to have some nasi lemak nightmares for a quite long time after we graduates..

like it or not?


Welcome to Sekolah Menengah Chung Hwa Wei Sin.







* no offense to my beloved nasi lemak.. OMG!!! nasi lemak taste so good maaaann.. it is what makes Malaysians feel proud about their country... with DAMN LOTS of spicy cuisines of course..

happy graduating guys!! ^^


Monday, October 20, 2008

Tic TAG Toe, Episode 1

Proudly tagged by Stevie.. *awwwww*

1. What are your nicknames?

JJ. Just phaking cut out others alphabet in JiaJun except for the J. You know? People just love simple stuff nowadays including nicknames~

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Of course hanging out with my computer la!! Aiyoooo~~

3. If you were to be given a million Ringgit in return of nothing, what would you do with the money?
OMG!! Is that poooooossssssible?? Half for me lah, another half for charity. ^^

4. Is there someone in your heart right now?
That person is taking nap at the moment~ ^@^

5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
..!.. NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Own characteristics, perhaps?

7. What do you feel like doing right now?
Playing real HARD like there is no more SPM.. %@^!$#%@@#!

8. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
What for letting a chance slipped through you just like that?

9. List out 3 goods points of the person who tagged you!
Stevie? A funny guy who is very good in english and resourceful!! OMG!! Did i just mention about someone's good?

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Caring and loving..

11. What are the things that will make you think that he/she is bad?
Backstab!!! I will not just simply hate him/her.. I'm gonna kick his/her ass for doing that.. YEEEHAAA!!!

12. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Lord of the Onion RINGs!!!

13. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Happy. One is physically, one is mentally.. I prefer MENTAL~

14. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
I would like to become a goodboy who din't even know how to give middle finger.. like this ..!.. NAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

15. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
ANG ANG ANG~~ know whose song is this??

16. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
Always think positively..

17. If you can bring only one thing along with you to another world, what would it be?
My computer!!! By the way, that world uses Streamyx?? SUCKS!!!

18. Are you afraid of falling in love?
It is a pitch and toss venture..

19. Any piercing?
NO!!! So freaking ugly..

20th question requires me to tag eight people. I'll only tag a few bloggers I know but it's up to the bloggers whether they wanna post this up or not.


I want to tag Calwin, Eddy, Ayrton and Nia Seng. Just answer the tag questions and repost them on your blog.



Tic TAG Toe episode 1 ends.










this November...



a battle between good and evil..



for the greatest pride..



and for that DAMN Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia..



*********************


13 warriors has been chosen as the Fellowship of the SPM..





together, they will fight against their worst enemies..





can they make it?





The Lord of The SPM : The Fellowship of The SPM









11 November 2008










ONLY IN EXAMINATION HALL











stay tuned.



Friday, October 17, 2008

Hatred Blindfolded

today, I'm gonna share something interesting with you all..

have you ever hate or dislike a person? don't tell me you didn't.. LIARS!!! haha... ok, anyway, if you hate or dislike a person, you most likely beh kua everything he/she do.. right?

let's see, you hate Mr.A..

Situation A

Mr. A has bought a new stuff(eg. camera, phones, any gadgets) and is now 'promoting' it to his friend..

Mr. A : "Hey guys, check out my new camera(for example) You can zoom in zoom out.. it has 10 megapixel, can focus zoom to 1km.. bla bla bla.."

His friends : "wow.. that's cool!! worth the price~"

You(at the back or maybe in front) gossiping with your friend : "KNN!! show off kao suak.. beh kua ah.. got canggih canggih stuff sapu liao lar?? diu~"

sounds familiar to you?

Situation B

Mr. A is wearing a attire which does not really suit him.. BUT!! it still consider OK lah.. FAR MORE better than those big fatty wearing miniskirt phaking around at shopping mall.. UEK!!

and then you whisper to your friends : "wtf~ why he wear like that? he thought he very smart!? do yeng only..."

.....


when we hate or dislike someone, most of the time we were blindfolded by our HATRED..



"OMG!!! IM BLIND!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!"

when we saw the person we hate doing something which is consider as normal to other people and definitely wont hurt your eyesight, most of time we will 'launch" critics which do not make any sense on that person's action.. ah yes, of course from the BACK..

maybe, that person does not even have the thought of boasting about the gadget he/she bought recently and he/she just want to share it with his/her friends.. and you just phaking jump into the hell conclusion saying that he is phaking boasting.. (refer to Situation A)

maybe, that person does not even have the thought of "do yeng" with the clothes he/she wears.. and you start giving "professional" critics on his/her fashion taste and claiming that he/she trying to do yeng with the clothes.. (refer to Situation B)

hatred is normal.. and is present in most common people.. but please, don't use your hatred to give senseless comment on the person you hate.. you earn nothing but increase your hatred even more to that person..

morale of the story:

critics the person you hate like a MAD man to prevent early mental disorder!! oh ya, don't get caught by the person you hate hearing you remarking him/her like shit because that would be the end of you..

a piece from me ^^

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Jay Chou's Capricorn OWNS!!!

announcing the arrival of Jay Chou's 9th album, CAPRICORN!!!!!(also known as 魔杰作)

OWNING!!!!!!!!!

even though there were many reports on album leakage, he still phaking broke his own pre-order sales record by hitting over 90 THOUSANDS copies!!!! WHAT A MIRACLE NUMBER~

i thought the album will be released on today but actually it was yesterday's stuffs(been thrown a sour face from Sharon for forgetting the release date >.<).. sorry lah friend for promoting your super idol's album one day late.. hehe..

i start hearing songs from this guy since i was small, starting from his 1st album.. no doubt,he is a talented singer and composer AND greatly known by his 咬字不清 singing style..

nuff said, listen the album by yourself and ready to be indulged in the fantasy~~

Saturday, October 11, 2008

30 days before Armageddon




did the photos tell you anything?

yeah!! it left 30 days only before the kickass SPM crushes the students of Malaysia..

and when it strikes, it would be something like that..




"I'm your worst nightmare!!!!
Kababoooooom!!!!!"



end of story.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Recruitment of The Fellowship of The SPM

i'm now presenting,





ok, here's what i wanted to do, i want to paste you guys photo on that poster... sounds a great idea isn't? you better say yes! cause if you don't, your face won't be show on that poster.. fair enough?? wahahhahaha!!!

okay, you guys can send me your best looking photo if you want or i will simply choose the photo of yours randomly from anywhere..

Terms and conditions:

1. If you are really a student who are working hard for SPM, you are eligible!!!

2. No place for lazy worm. ^^

3. Leave name in your comment to participate!

4. Entries closed on 18th October 2008.


COME ON EVERYBODY, LET'S KICK SPM'S ASS TO HELL!!!




today morning, me n my family went for a morning walk activities organized by a few associations in KT including Cantonese, Hokkien, TeoChew and etc. Lots of participants were there too, from small kids to senior citizens.. all wearing red color t-shirt given by the organizer.

into the main part, there was a performance by our school's 24 seasons drummers..

start counting: "one, two, three, four, five.....FIVE only!?!?"

yea!! there were only FIVE drummers performing.. and guess what.. they are all girls(no offense k).. all of them are only Form 2 i guess.. thin thin small small 1..

and most importantly, during the performance i saw NO SPIRIT inside the drummers..

i still manage to recall back my mind.. watching those big brother big sister performing with full spirit..UNSTOPPABLE!! whenever they shout during the performance(HEH HAH!! HO SAH!! something like that), my skin hair will sure "stand up"!! ya, when i was only a kid...a small kid!! you can already sensed 杀气 from them even when they are posing in thier ready position in the beginning of the performance and i even dream that one day when i grow up i will become one of them.. but too bad.. i was recruited in to Scout(boring) when i was form 1.. no camp was held anymore after form 2.. PHAK IT!!!

ok, back to the topic..

by comparing the scene which i witnessed few YEARS ago and the scene which i saw today.. i have a question to ask:

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BURNING SPIRIT THAT EVERY DRUMMER WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE!?!?!?


to be honest and to be harsh, our school's 24 seasons drum team's spirit was decreasing every year.. and from what i heard from my friend, there are some people who are lazy to attend training but want to be selected into the performance name list.. these people are called, SUCKERS!!

get a life man!!! you should have knew the phrase "no pain no gain".. lazy to train but like to show off when there is a chance.. i tell you, you deserve NOTHING.. those who are more hardworking than you will kick your ass in no time..

my hope for our school's drum team:

PLEASE HAVE MORE SPIRIT WHEN YOU ARE PERFORMING.. I MEAN MORE!!!! DO KEEP OUR SCHOOL'S 24 SEASON DRUM SURVIVE THROUGHOUT THE TEST OF TIME.. and don't let pancaragam be the only one who can make our school to be proud of.. they felt tired and pressured too!!

GAMBATEH TO BOTH OF THE TEAMS!!!

the title has it all!!

2 months before, i bought a new school bag at GIANT.. cheap lah.. 25 bucks only!!

and here how it looks like,


tadaaa!! meet my Jack O'Lantern~

and after 1 MONTH of usage.. one of its belt already splitting.. >.<
thanks to my mom for her talented sewing skill or should i call it as repairing skills?

and today, the another belt spoiled again!!! PHAK!!!


this time, it was really a GONE CASE cause my mom said she could not sew back the split part..PHAK it for the second time!!

25 bucks huh!!

so long Jack of RM 25, rest in peace~~

and not to forget that today appears to be a birthday shared by 3 of my friends.. yup.. its THREE!!!


happy birthday to EDDY!! LYNN!! nnnnnnnn LEON!!!

my best wishes to all of you, 1006 birthies!!

aha!! the all new Noodle Station.. is now opened in KT!!!! and yesterday me and my family went there to have our dinner.. FIY, it is located around the main bus station where its rival, KFC is "just around the corner" to be spotted!!

finally, we can enjoy eating noodle under a much much more comfortable place, compared to the hawker center, which is HOT!! DIRTY!! >.< i mean in KT..

the price is reasonable too!! and now, let me introduces our today's special guest,


TADAAAA!!! the ice-cream cappuccino~

guess what? this icy cool fella made me could not sleep for whole night!!!

last night, i hugged my bed at 12am.. then i rolled here rolled there.. PHAK!! its already 1am!! i was wondering what the hell was going on with me! then i recalled back my mind, and yes!! i thought of this stupid fella.. HOLYCRAP!!! that time i was wondering whether i can still have a nice sleep.. i kept asking myself and my mind," oi, faster sleep la!! dont think so much liao.. sleep sleep SLEEP!!!"

if not mistaken, i finally slept at 2.30am..

2 and a half hour rolling on the bed!?!? my current best record. =.=

so, have guys ever met this kind of situation before? lai share share~~

zzzZZZ