The Letters Crusade

You watch G.I Joe on your Saturday? I watch THIS on MY Saturday.

Since I have nothing to do, I decided to sweep my room. After staying here for a month, I found that bird feathers could be spotted easily in my room... and what the hell are you thinking over there!?!? Of course it's from the REAL 1!!


It seems like the birds love to make out hang out on the roof near my room. Maybe I should bought a small area of the roof and rent it to the flying creatures so that I could earn some living.


ROOF TO LET. ANY BIRD?



When I finished sweeping the whole room, these are the end products,







Imagine how "extreme" their "activities" are till they dropped so much of feathers.






I rate this movie 10 out of 10 for their effort in sacrificing as much feathers as they can to put up a good show.






See? That's what happen on somebody who just underwent an empty Saturday.

Yesterday was the birthday of one of my KBU seniors, Daniel. And from what I heard from them(my seniors), everyone of them will be screwed like hell on their birthday, something like dyeing your hair BY FORCE, "treat" you an apple with worms inside, you named it and if they didn't carry out before, they might just do it on their next target. Who knows? LOL



That night, we have our dinner at McD and guess what, we invented something new that McDonald himself didn't even think of,

And so the screwing plan began. We planned to pin our birthday boy down and pour LOTS LOTS LOTS of COKE on him cause we thought that he may like to have some COKE SHOWER after bathing with boring water for 18 years!!

So, we started to refill our Coke again, again and AGAIN!! Now, that's explain why we choose to have our dinner at McD. The waiter must be wondering, "What the fuck!?!? You not just refill meh? What bloody stomach you have!?"

We have 6 people and each of us refill it 3 times!! That made up a few liters of Coke! Kunyit powder and flour were bought too.


Then we wait until like 1am cause some of my seniors have presentation to work up with at the student house. And when everyone was there, IT'S SHOW TIME!!!




We walk Daniel to the field nearby.He was shocked when 2 macho man from us grabbed him and pinned him down and the Bombardment went off!!


COKE, FLOUR, KUNYIT POWDER, all hampelang hentam kat dier!! He was like those performer who performs badly and kena throw by eggs.



p/s: Very very sorry to say that, my birthday has already passed. So, I'm fucking save~!!l Lalala~

... you will get PWNED. Seriously.


This story of mine that I'm going to share here today, happened during few weeks ago. I don't know why, just suddenly have the urge to share share with you all.

Am I nice, right? Say YES!!!


It all happened when me and my friends went to Mid Valley 3 weeks ago. FYI, I'm wearing my white Nike Tee at that time and we eventually paid our visit to Studio R.

When I was "scanning" those sport shoes (standing on the higher platform) , I heard someone behind asking," Excuse me, could you please take that shoes for me?"

I turned around and saw a middle-age female foreigner. I looked at her with my eyes wide-opened (o.0) and eventually the question she asked just now was referring to me.


So, I, being a kind person, helped that lady to take the shoes that she wanted.


And when I pass the shoes to her, she asked,










"Do you have size 5?"



..........




She thought that I'm one of the Studio R workers!!! Most probably it's because I'm wearing a Nike Tee that time and maybe I looked like a super dedicated worker who are ready to provide wonderful service to the customers?

I think, its both. XD




Have a nice day folks!! And welcome to August where everything should be fatt! fatt! fatt! fatt! fuck!!!