The Letters Crusade

BOO!!!

I'm BACK!!

undergoing the 1st break of SPM makes me feel a lil bit lazy to start back my engine.. DAMN!! and now I'm still fucking blogging..

but fear not! no exam can stop JJ from entertaining you guys.. cause the History Paper which appears to be one of the toughest enemy has been fucking DEFEATED by all of us!! cheers~

lately, i came across Eddy's blog (link) who showed his great sympathy towards the books which have been "BURNT" or "THROWN".. and it is unbelievable to see how a human can act so kind towards the dead thing (because BOOKS got no live!)

for that, i create a story of "When Text Book Comes Alive".

The story goes by a boy who was frustrated that he failed his History paper during the trials. One day, when the school was out, that boy as usual walking his way back to home. On his journey, he stepped on a thing which suddenly made a screeching sound, "AWWWW!!!" The boy was shocked, he then looked down and saw a book which he thought that it was thing that he stepped on just now. But he wondered how did it made such sound. He picked up the book then the book suddenly said, "I will help you, my friend." He was like wtf!

After the miracle incident, they both became friends! The book taught him how to fucking master the stupid History and in return, the boy treated the book some getah, lada hitam, gambir, padi huma, bijih timah, rempah, kopi and tembakau. (There's a reason why the book likes to eat these strange stuff.)

The SPM finally arrived. During the History paper, the boy was like in GOD form. His mind was fully packed with all the points. Results, he managed to complete it in 20 minutes. After handing over the answer sheet, he jumped and shouted like mad. His classmates were wondering what have happened to him.

When he reached home, the book came out and greet him with a smile on its face.

The books said, "How was it going my friend?"

The boy said, "It was damn fine!"

The book was touched.

The boy thanked the book and said, "Thank you for all the help you gave me."

The book started to cry in tears.

"You may leave now." the boy said.

"What!?" the book was shocked.

"For I don't need you anymore, it is a waste to continue feeding a white elephant. So, you may leave now." the boy answered.

The book was still in shock by the sudden act of the boy. The book in tears quickly pack up its luggage and ran out of the house.

Before leaving, the book gave the boy a middle finger and said,




"FUCK YOU! HUMANS! NAHHHHHHH!"



History finished,

Books gone,

THE END.