just now in the car i came across some funny jokes through radio station, yeap! Its the new Hitz.fm morning crew!!! they were talking about what is the difference between the pure ENGLISH and the made in Malaysia, MANGLISH..
here's the conversation(quoted from the morning crew, changed a bit because i forgot about the whole sentences but the main point is there!!)
here it goes, in pure ENGLISH!!
one day, you are inside a parking lot and a guy suddenly popped out and said, "I'm sorry sir, could you please reverse you vehicle? So that to increase the distance between your vehicle and my vehicle? I appreciate your help." And you will go like, "WHAT!?!?"
now time to use MANGLISH,
that guy would say, "Eh bro, gostun abit boleh?"
now that's simple!! simple!! SIMPLE!!
and here's another one, in pure ENGLISH!!
when I saw a beautiful girl in a shopping mall, I said "Oh my god! Look at her! She was so gorgeous, beautiful, pretty, wonderful looking and almost perfect! She was the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen in my entire life!"
to say it in MANGLISH,
"Hey bro! That girl chun mannnnn!!!"
well, hope you guys understand what i'm talking about and have a nice day~ ^^
ya, i finally got my computer back and guess what, the RAM degraded from 768mb to 512 mb and the technician said maybe my CPU was old so the chip couldn't plugged in properly.. FUCK! tomorrow need to send back to the shop because i don't want to risk my computer's life by repairing it myself..
next fucking thing is, i couldn't install Windows Live Messenger as it came out an error saying that i don't have Windows Installer 3.1, WTF is that? result, i got to use the old and boring Windows Messenger for the time being, suck out big time!
worst of all, i lost my video project!! actually, before reformatting the whole computer, i transfer all the video project data to an external hard disk.. and today when i install back Adobe Premiere Pro(video editing program), i couldn't open the old files.. it says the files appear to be damaged.. FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! how the hell will they corrupted? eaten by which motherfucker? all my hard work, GONE!!! DAMNIT!! now i am soooooooooo down...
my apologize 1st to all my friends, " Guys, guess that you all will need to wait much more longer to watch the video i made." I'm sure that Eddy would be very sad hearing this fucking sad news..
in a conclusion, today was a FUCK DUP day!!!
even i got my computer back...
Sorry guys!!! i just came back from KL 2 days ago... i know i know, some of you are cursing me for not updating my blog for such a long time.. well, maybe not cursing, mumbling? haha~
FYI,
I'm fucking missing my computer MUCH MUCH MUCH now!! damnit!!
i was planning to send my computer to the PC shop to cure it(total spoiled, everyday hang) before going to KL for a week and i guess my computer would be recovered at time when i came back from KL.. however, i miscalculated LOTS!!
i asked my bro to send the computer to PC shop at 7th Dec(i went to KL at 6th Dec), he forgot(well,maybe he need to transfer some stuff 1st).. OK.. then 8th n 9th Dec were Hari Haji, shop closed.. suay onot? damn! he finally got my computer sent at 11th Dec(i don't know what happened on10th Dec, never ask =X) 12th Dec was Friday, shop closed again.. and today my bro just received phone call from the technician saying that they just have free time to fix my computer yesterday.. FUCKSHIT!!
well, don't know whats the causes.. i got an uncomfortable feeling when using other people computer (currently, I'm using my bro's computer) feeling like very unfamiliar... very strange... i think some kind of bond has been established between my computer and me.. fantasy huh?
maybe i should learn how to reformat my computer myself someday.. saves time saves money!! like what Stevie said..
alright, i know you guys are waiting for my post about KL trip.. it would be done if i got my computer as planned.. cause i need to edit some photos taken..
want a sneak peek about the upcoming post? all i can say is,
its a TRIP OF SCAM!!
stay tuned~
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