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Friday, November 21, 2008

Election Comedy

ok, today's post would a politic-related entry.. bah.. just a lil bit related lah...


nice looking ya~

fine.. US finally got its first black president, Barack Obama!!! who is from the minorities..

know what? Malaysia wants to follow their step too.. to choose a leader by looking at his/her ability not their skin colour.. UEK!! whole Malaysia talk about this just after Obama was elected as the US President...

well.. that's still a LONG LONG WAAAAAAY to go i guess~

but fear not.. now lemme introduce you some future leaders.. who are ready to OWN Malaysia and make it a better place to live in..

PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR MANIFESTO!!






Name : Tor Jiajun
Party : Pakatan Joker
Specials : Likes to joke
Manifesto : "Change the Malaysia Motto from 'Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu' to 'Why So Serious?' MUAHAHHAHAHAH!!!"


Name : Ayrton Phua Wei Zhou
Party : Kesatuan Kamera
Specials : Photo Maniac
Manifesto : "Price of all cameras will be HALVED!!! ROXXOR!!"

Name : Lee Calwin
Party : Kuasa Cermin
Specials : Can't live without mirror
Manifesto : "Those who destroy mirror will be detained under ISA!!! WOW!!"


Name : Esther Ng Feng Ying
Party : Angkatan Wanita Dok Sedar
Specials : Intelligence is my wealth
Manifesto : "All exam will be abolished!!! Save the trees, dude!!!"


Name : Cheah Wing Seng
Party : Barisan Niaseng
Specials : Famous in Snake-ing
Manifesto : "Each man can marry up to 5 women!!! The same goes to the women too!!! SEXAY!!!"


Name : Eddy Goh Tik Earn
Party : Persatuan Gergasi
Specials : Universe Appetite
Manifesto : "All ministers must be taller than 180cm!!!!BOOYEAH!!!"


Name : Low Khong Jiun
Party : Perikatan Ferrari
Specials : Ferrari Dreamer
Manifesto : "0% import tax on all sport cars!!! YEEEHAAA!!!"


Name : Steven Tan
Party : Kelab Futsal
Specials : Goal Machine
Manifesto : "Hosting World Cup in MALAYSIA!!! YAHOOOO!!!"



Now, its time for you to vote!!!


LET'S ROCK N ROLL BABEH!! MAKE MALAYSIA A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN!!!





anyway, just for laughs...




WHY SO SERIUS?




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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Gotcha'd

FUCK!

i was gotcha'd by Eddy and Stevie 2 days ago.. when i cursed Friendster.. oops!

i know words are not enough to feed you guys' hunger.. so i have prepared some 'evidence' for you all to enjoy as i brings you back to the 'crime' scene..

basically, these 2 naughty fellas impose themselves as "Friendster Team" to prank me.. here goes the beginning of the 'crime'..



the 1st comment from 'Friendster Team' was actually from Steven saying,

"Your friends list may be inaccurately displayed. Please be assured your friends list will be accurate soon." <--- total lifting from Friendster web.. =.=

i was shocked when i saw this comment cause i already posted the entry cursing about Friendster.. FUCK!! i quickly amended my entry because they already gave me a "notice", it would be bad to continue cursing them like hell.. so i changed my cursing to a more 'gentle' 1~

at that time, i was wondering, "WTF!?!? How did Friendster know my blog address?(My only answer is - I left my blog address in the shout out in my friendster profile (link)) And why the hell will them notify me through my blog!?"

but it was all too late.. just after i amended my entry and re-posted it.. i was warned by 'Friendster Team' who was played by Eddy.. =.=

notice the 2nd comment,

"You should not blame Friendster in your blog. This act will fine you RM1,000 according to terms and condition. Please behave." <--- I fucking dint notice the word 'RM'

and notice the following comment by Eddy(in his true form),

"JJ, you are in a hot soup" <--- Ya,I fucking know... just that i don't know that you are pranking me only..

you know what? I immediately delete all my curses about Friendster.. walau eh.. damn scared you know.. and there was no more comment from 'Friendster Team' that night.. do suspense meh? FUCK!

the next day, Ceddy told me that it was a prank.. what an outstanding law student i can say.. he pointed out all the leakage of the prank and even gave me some basic law education.. thx man! and maybe i was a bit dizzy that night so i was easily shocked and din't notice much of the leakage..

then i checked back my cbox..




notice the IP address circled? it was from the same IP address!! which means it was from the same source.. you are impossible to share the same IP address if you are connecting from different source.. that was the biggest leakage that i was sooo careless for not checking out my cbox to confirm.. damnit!

ohya.. please take note on what Stevie said at the top part in the above picture.. it was one of the leakage too.. damnit again!

and it was all revealed..

what a prank i got from you two.. better don't try it again for another time.. cause that will be the end of you two..

MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!



lastly, i would like to thank that two naughty friends for giving me a hardcore 'lesson'.






and i shall repay you two with my middle finger,






NAHHHHHHH!!!









peace~


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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Prism T-Back

This post was last amended on 17 Nov 2008, 1.50pm.


OK, now to the main point of today's post,




during middle of the year, we have been given MOUNTAINS OF THESE BOOKS!!! to be exact, its all around Terengganu (i have no idea how much of trees have been chopped down for this)

it goes by the name, Prism T!!!


WATCH OUT! Its been distributed by JPNT!!!


AND! Its been labeled "TERBILANG"!!

I really doubt them for calling themselves TERBILANG. Here, i greatly objects this label. Of course i don't simply objects things without reasons. Want reasons? Read on!


Reason no.1,

Some of the books were fucking screwed. The arrangement between the sets of question was awful. For example, here set 1 paper 1 paper 2 then suddenly jump to set 2 paper 2.. then fly to set 3 paper 1 but paper 2 was skipped and straight to paper 3..

Starting to feel dizzy le right? Yeap! It was more like treasure hunting than doing exercise.. and its FUCKDUP!!!



Reason no.2,


these two fellas wasted..

inside these two books, all the questions were asked in Bahasa Melayu.. =.=




and some even worse! the questions were OK, were English-ed.. but the marking scheme provided were in Bahasa Melayu!!!



DUDE! How am I supposed to do? I have been taught using English in Science subjects for 5 years and now you want me to learn back Bahasa Melayu!?!? I'm not a professional translator by the way.. again its FUCKDUP!!!



Reason No.3,

among all the above crimes, the following one might be detained under ISA..

Ready?











HOLY &#*@$!


I found this fucking error in the marking scheme!!! Its in Chemistry Module 2. How are you gonna explain this, JPNT?

but somehow, i have to admit that some of the books were helpful but some were totally FUCKDUP!!!

don't say I criticize too much about it. Hey! You gave the students the wrong directions, how can you expect them to pass their exam with flying colours? Right?

Its better to double check on what you guys are going to print out. Make sure all the trees you have chopped down weren't WASTED!







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