The Letters Crusade

You asked me if I have joined any Mafia social club in KBU? Yeah, it's OUR Club. Yeah, the name of the club that I joined is "OUR Club". You don't come and ask me "Hey what's your club?" "Our Club." "Yeah, your club. "Our Club." I mean YOUR CLUB!!!" "Yeah!! It's OUR Club!!" $%^@#%^

Basically, OUR Club is a club that is specially formed for the JPA and YTM scholars to join which actually, you are forced to join automatically obtain its membership as soon as you stepped into here as either one of the above scholars. No interview, no sweat, no nothing, you're IN!!! Cool huh?

The purpose of this club is to strengthen the relationship between the members and hopefully we get to know each other well through the activities held.

And today, OUR Club has organized a game called "The Indoor Race"!!! It was the old-fashioned amazing race-like game where teams are needed to complete each mission in its station respectively. The BIG difference, they included Treasure Hunt inside the race!!! And the MUCH MUCH MORE BIG difference is, I'm now the one who participate not the organizers as I used to be like two years before as the President of our school Interact Club. Mannn... I missed being the participants!!

We were divided into 5 groups. We started off our 1st station which is "Charade". You know? Like one of the group member need to act(without voice) to give us the clue about something he/she heard from the facilitator's whisper. It was kinda easy and every group finished it in like 1 minute or something?

Then we made our way to the "Photo Guess". This is the point where all other groups were trailed by us far far away for we completed the mission FAST. QUICK. THUNDER-LIKE. I don't know why, we just led the hell out of them cause after we started our 3rd station's challenge for like 10 minutes, yet no shadows of other groups was to be seen.

Wait, am I boasting too much? Lalala~~

At the 3rd station, we are required to cut a piece of newspaper given and formed a PAPER RING which is BIG enough for you to propose to 1458306 of your girlfriends. Imagine, 12 people can fit in wor. Well of course, we don't use Big Show as our standard measurement. Then we need to fit ourselves inside the ring like sumbat sardine and walk around 50 metre around the compound without breaking the OH-SO-FRAGILE ring!! However, we managed to survived with a complete ring. Hurray~~!!!

Here goes the interesting one~

It's called the "Mumia Game" which is Mummy in English. Too common right the name? That's why I changed it!! It's sooo unsuitable for such a rocking game.

We are required to wrap one of our team member with rolls of tissue to become a Mummy. (see how UNGREEN we are!!) And the "Mummy" is required to walk under his/her teammates' direction/guidance to the designated point.

1st, we wrap the head.

Oyeah!! Ayrton finally got all the pictures done after burning one hell of midnight oil. Thx mate!! And hell he's already done blogging about my birthday but the birthday boy himself didn't even have it half way done!? How can this be happening!!


Alright, let's cut the crap.





The very day began with a beautiful saturday morning which I needed to wake up in a very fucking early time!! Like oh-my-god 7.30am as me, Ayrton and John plan to go WCG for pool at 10am. So I started off my journey of 19 LRT stations from Taman Bahagia to Wangsa Maju which caused me pain in the ass. And now I know why John hates to go Sunway Pyramid. He got acne on his ass.


Just kidding.



Then, when we reached our destination. We awkwardly found out that the pool centre only opens at 12.30pm. Dude, I just woke up for nothing? FML. After much much of blabbering to John for not reconfirming the operation hour of the pool centre, we made our way down to the WCG Internet cafe down there for some hardcore CS Source. By comparing it with CS 1.6, the former is like playing PS3 and the later is like the 1 we used to fuck those game tapes into the GOD-DAMN-BIG game console.




-Fast Forwarding-


At around 1.45pm, everyone was here at Sunway Pyramid's Redbox except for that motherfucker KJ who ffk. But I don't know whether it is just pure coincidence or what. There's a room I spotted which specially built for KJ,





We were to sing from the time we entered the room till 6pm. OMG imagine that!!! HANCUR your throat!!!

SO do you guys want pictures or you want me to explain to you on what the hell actually happened in that room for 4 hours chronologically!?!?

I prefer pictures.



The following photos are brought to you by the dedicated-extraordinary-super talented-mouth watering...ooops sorry.. ROCKING photographer, Mr. Ayrton!!!

After our 4 hours of Sing-a-thon, we went to Wong Kok to try out its ULTIMATE SUPER DUPER ULTRA BIG MILK TEA!!!




And to our surprise, the karaoke room we entered just now is No.55 and the table we were sitting right now is also No.55 and my IC number has 55 too!! Creepy huh?

Hush!! A stunning weekend indeed!!


Today, I woke up at freaking 6.30am in the morning in the WEEKEND!! Of course, its for the trip to explore the MOTHER-nature.

After meeting up with my seniors, Wei Song and Nicholas, off we go to the gathering point. It is called Bandar Utama Connexion House, a house that is sponsored by a church to hold their correspond activities.

Oh, it seems like we 3 were among the earliest birds to arrive there. But we didn't have worms to eat. Of course, we won't wanna try it out.

As time passed, we saw more and more participants arriving. From Americans to Iranians, Turkish to Chinese. (Here refer to those from China) Lots lots of people. Altogether there were 61 participants.

There are like 3 cars and a bus fetching all the people.


We 3 sit on Mr. Philip's car who was the organizer of this trip. Dude, he is the most skillful driver I've ever seen till now. He eat nasi lemak while driving!! OMFG!!! Well, because we have no time to stop and have our breakfast. We eat on car!!

Imagine I was sitting beside him and when the car went slightly senget he will quickly adjust the steering. I was soooo freaked out that I kept my fucking eyes on the road ALL THE TIME while he was eating, hoping to "foresee" potential danger before he does and warn him. But all was fine. He managed to finish his breakfast safely and we managed to arrived safely at our 1st destination, Tempurung Cave.

So now, I'm resting up and let the pictures do the work.

Unfortunately, we didn't went for the wet trip which is a lot lot more interesting and challenging part. (As heard from Wei Song since he went for that before and also from googled images) So basically, I just feel like I'm paying RM9 to do some steps walking exercise. Except that it was in a cave.

Ohya, in the cave when those Chineses speaks Mandarin with their own slang, ShirSherRouHaorRang&$@#^*, I thought I was in China.


After sweating much, we sit for another hour journey to the hot spring at Sungai Klah.

Before going to the hot spring, we stopped at the food stall nearby to have our lunch. After lunch, we carried out some sort of activities. Since it was a church-based trip, so we'll have some singing session and share things about God.




NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! (followed by heartbreak sound) *piang!*piang!*


She's a mixed and I wonder why 11 out of 10 mixed girls are LL. Now that puts up a driving force for me to fly to Australia!!!



We took off again at around 3 something then we finally arrived the hot spring 10 minutes later.

We were devastated when we found out that the cool spring was under renovation and we only have the HOT HOT pool. So basically, it's all about HOT and HOT in there. Nothing more else but HOT itself.





Actually, I don't quite enjoy the hot spring. I mean its already hot at Malaysia, and you are sinking yourself into a hot pool. Plus it was too shallow, I can't even swim properly down there. Totally not COOL. No wonder there's was so little visitors compared to when the cool spring is available.(according to Wei Song)

And there's even a place where you can boil eggs!!

So, there goes the end of our 1 day exciting trip. It's worth it even though we didn't get our chance to go for the wet trip inside the cave and there's no cool spring to cool down the hustles of our lives. I took it as an opportunity to widen my horizon and finds that the world's so freaking big!! There are lots of lots of places waiting for us to explore!!

Tolerate no empty weekend!!

STUDY HARD, PLAY EVEN HARDER!!!




p/s: Phew~~~Finally finished blogging about this trip. Uploading photos on this fucking line kills me. It's 1am now. Got to sleep right now cause tomorrow, we are going to SUNWAY!!! Yee~ haa!!

Just finish my 1st chemistry class. It was a dreadful experience.




When our lecturer came in, she told us something about some changes in the course outline and buying very-the-expensive lab coat.

Then she proceed on giving us some exercises to do which I would rather call it PAPER FROM HELL.

She say it was some of the basic of chemistry. I don't know. I found it HELL. Yeah, it was something we learned for our SPM but fuck, I didn't even touched a single piece of my dusty reference books for more than a half year since I "Merdeka" from SPM.

Imagine how rusty my brain are.



It was only 5 questions and she said it is given only 45 minutes to solve them all on exam basis.

Yet for 2 hours, I didn't even solve 1, except filling some table with simple calculations.

After around 1 hour, I prayed so hard that she would asked us to stop doing and proceed to the discussion. No, it didn't happen.

So I was forced to grind my brain for 2 hours trying to figure my way of those hell questions till my brain exploded.





Just kidding.



After the class, I asked many of my classmates about the questions. As expected, they were just like me. Blank mind for 2 hours. (Remember they are all JPA scholars!!) So, it was not MY problem!!! My brain's still working fine k!?


That's not all. What made me think that I'm going to suffer hell in future chemistry class was when our lecturer was collecting the paper at the end of the class, she said,

"This is the basic of chemistry. If you don't know how to do it, you should read back your Form Four."



Cunning.

Hold up!! I heard some noise over there~

"I'm a Malaysian!! What for I need to study about Malaysian!? I have Nasi Lemak with Teh Tarik for breakfast, Roti Canai for lunch and Hokkien Mee for my dinner everyday. Isn't that enough for me to call myself a TRUE Malaysian? I don't need a certificate or whatever to prove myself as a 100% Malaysian. Fuck the system!!" %^&%&$@

And the blabbering continues...







WHO CARES!?!?



The Ministry of Education has already fixed 2 subjects that are compulsory for students to take while at tertiary education level, that are Malaysian Studies and Moral Studies (For Non-Muslim) / Islamic Studies (For Muslim).

That is to say that, you have to take Moral Studies even though you are full with morality and Malaysian Studies even though you sing "Negaraku" like Susan Boyle.



And today, I finally started my Malaysian Studies class together with A-level students in the lecture hall. The lecturer was none other than Mr. Mohd Al Mahdi aka Mr. L who can speak the speed of F1 cars. I can only find one word to describe him.




HUMOUR!!!


OMG We laughed so hard in his class. The way he talk, Ketawa Hingga Punggung Jatuh!!



Look, this is what I forecast about him after having 2 hour lecture session with him.He is the teacher that, when joking and laughing, he's the best joker and when it comes to serious business he is as strict as hell.

Definitely, Sexy and Rocking!!

He even slapped his students before!!! Oh, that reminds me of KJ and John been bitch-slapped by Azmi.



Mannnnn...Malaysian Studies won't be as bored as "it used to be" with a stunning lecturer like Mr. L.

Anticipating his next lecture~




In the mean time, I heard many of my friends who also taking Malaysian Studies (or Ethic?) said that we are gonna study about BIG BANG THEORY.


Now you ask me, what the heck did BIG BANG THEORY has to do with MALAYSIAN STUDIES!?!?

HOLA!!!

Finally got my WiFi done and right now, I'm online-ing from my hostel. Woot!!

What breaks my wonderful feeling is that I couldn't fucking signed in my MSN.


Alright, no more rants. Do let it spoil my blogging mood too.




Back to 2 days earlier, I received a phone call from someone. God, I was having my nap when this call came in. I took my phone and it appears to be an unregistered phone number. I answered it. And to my fucking surprise, it was my cousin bro, JOEY!!! Whom I lost contact for at least 10 years!!!

During my childhood, I used to play with him together. Well, since he lives in KL so he only came once or maybe no in a year. And I still remember how he looks, AT THAT TIME lah.

Since I haven't have my lunch and it was weekend!! So I followed him and his BB(which I heard it for 1246543 times that day. lol), Vyonni (sorry if I misspelled it) to 1Utama to fill up our stomach and of course lepak!

We have our lunch at Canton-i (something like a Dragon-i). Not much to say except for some huge amount of rice which I couldn't finished it but Vyonni could!! OMG, I think that's why I'm still a stick man (nickname given by Joey =.=)

Then, we decided to go for bowling at the top floor. (Yeah, sports straight after eat and I got no idea why I suggest so) So, we went to the top.

OMG LOOK!!! CINEMA!!!! And you know what's next?












It's TRANSFORMER time!!!!!!

Although Joey already watched it, he planned to watch it again! (see? how fucking deep you will regret if you missed this movie) And surely I was in cloud 9!! The queue was dragon-like and I can say 80% are going for Transformer. Luckily, we managed to grab our tickets before it was sold out! But 2nd row wor....



WHO CARES?


The movie was scheduled at 6pm. So, there are 2 hours more for us to bowling!! Oh by the way, we bought our socks at Bata there since 2 of us wear slippers and for hell the socks for rent went out of stocks.

He is 5 years older than me. Look, do not be fooled by his forever-baby-face and guai zhai-look. He is ROCKER than you think. XD

OMFG!!!!!!

I"M ALIVE!!!!!!!!


This is kinda short update from me.



Currently blogging using the computer in my aunt's house. FYI, I just went for my medical checkup at Pantai Hospital Cheras since it was impossible to make it while at KT(Oh~ The name I will definitely miss it since it won't appear so frequent for the mean time, maybe)

Let's not talk about the bloody medical checkup. I know you guys were starved for my college life update. I tell you what, you will only taste the starter. Main dish? After the commercial break.


Just kidding.

Actually it is because till now, we only attended for the registration day and orientation only. The class will commence on this coming Monday. So stop asking me whether got LL or not till I officially declare the presence of such beauty. Till then, pray for good news because you pray for me too and I will definitely thank you gao gao. (Unofficially, got ONE!! EyeMo please~)@@

Oh, my hostel? Overall it is good. Except for the spoil toilet doorknob and sink leakage which will be fixed pretty much soon which I hope it will be ASAP after we sent in the maintenance request to the warden who looks like Sir Chua, our account teacher except that he smokes. Pun je gi~

My roommate is from Ipoh. A girl lai...and WTF are you guys thinking!?!? Okay, no surprise. A shy-looking guy like me (pukes on da floor) who talk very soft till I have to transform into an elephant in order to catch what he is saying. (Alright, I hyperbole it) But from my initial observation, he is a typical study type. OMG!! He already prepared all the textbooks and reference books. Not enough evidence? Ok. He scored 13A1 in SPM which can teng your fai easily.

FYI, all JPA scholars stay under same room. So you won't find your roommate sniffing marijuana like there's no tomorrow.



Now, on to the orientation day. We have to wear formal. I look the as same as much when I was going for JPA interview (here) the only difference is, I'm now 3 months older.

The 1st session of the orientation is a talk given by a JPA officer. She talked about the experience she went through when she was in charge of our senior JPA scholars since few years ago, the DO'es and DONT's of a JPA scholar. Much basically, as a JPA scholar you just be nice. Don't do stupid thing. Don't do shits. Don't play truant for even once! Then you can save your ass from expulsion and also termination of scholarship.

Oh, mind you that there's no certain that you will get your ticket to fly oversea. You might just ended up studying in local f you failed to achieve the academic requirement. Which, might be a big disappointment and embarrassment for your parents when your parents start shouting about "Hey my son/daughter will fly oversea leh!!" this and that. But in the end, you dokleh terbang.


Next session was some briefing from the KBU's staff. To my surprise, our principal looks young! Somewhere around 35 (sorry lah sir if I over added your real age but you must thank me if I add less XD) I shall summarise what he said to us yesterday.

"Getting 13A(or whatever cun result) WAS your achievement. You are now ZERO."

"By the time you enter the college, your SPM result is FORFEITED."


STEAM? Straight to the fucking heart!! *wuah!! blood burst out!!*



Wait. Did I say I was going for a short update? Remember, this is just a tip of the iceberg. The classes didn't even start yet!! And I already have so much to blabber about. Fine, I shall stop here. Going to take a nap soon after been taking 2 shots of syringe in the morning just now. (acting weak and traumatised =.=)


Till then, have a nice day! ^^